About MAGIC WOOL

AUTHOR BIO: Christina Oxenberg is an award winning author with many published books, a weekly blog and a large loyal readership. Oxenberg was badly educated at too many schools to bother listing, including one highly suspect institution where poker was on the curriculum. School was mostly in England but also Spain, and New York City and the Colorado Rocky Mountains, if only to finish with a flourish. There would be no University. Instead Oxenberg went directly to Studio 54 where she was hired in a Public Relations capacity. This was the 'gateway drug' that introduced her to everyone and everything she would ever need for the rest of her life. A Pandora’s Box to be used with great care. The culmination, to date, is a heap of published books, a great deal of wonderful experiences including five magical years in Southern Colombia (not a hostage). Throughout her adventures Oxenberg always wrote. www.wooldomination.com ❤︎ All books available on Amazom.com

SUNDAY STORY 🏝 ISLAND

I drove around Big Pine Key gaping at the apocalyptic scene of the blasted scape. I couldn’t help myself. It is stunning. Blocks with nothing but the innards of homes. Other blocks with domiciles standing and occasional humans visible. Women raking. Men on ladders.
There is a pall in the air, this winter is colder than usual. There is a glare from the sun and few palm tree fronds to cast shadows.
Matter of luck what the hurricane’s path will be. One house stands and his neighbor is obliterated.
Along with the hurricane are the twisters snapping tree trunks and hurling them like javelins. Sometimes a direct hit on a roof, sometimes a miss by inches. Makes you think, if…
Driving around Big Pine Key is heartbreaking. Seeing the scrawled spray paint signs on plywood with ‘You loot We shoot’ and I had to acknowledge there were jumpy nervy exhausted people in these houses I was frivolously photographing, and they had guns.
The siege is awful, and life is currently crippled, but temporarily. Nature will regrow and the staunch Keys spirit holds strong. I see tops of palm trees with light green new growth sprouting; the future is bright, if still distant.
Then I met George who was outside a compact tidy trailer. He motioned to me, ‘Come sit with me, come talk to me,’ he beseeched. So I did. He introduced himself and told me of his military background and how his son wanted him to move to Connecticut to live with his family. ‘I stayed for the hurricane!’ he said. ‘I’ll go when God dictates.’
He jabbed at the air with his cane.
‘I’m ninety-one’, George said, ‘There should be a law where you get to an age and they do away with you. This is ridiculous.’ He backhanded a leaf with the cane.
‘You’re going to have to behave a lot less lively,’ I suggested.
‘What are you?’ he said, ‘a shrink?’
We laughed.

The Law of Clusters

One of the enduring puzzles of astrophysics is how mass is distributed among a population of stars at their birth.

If humans are the stars and mass is good fortune, then yes, how is it distributed? Clunkily, is the answer. Or with luck if you want a glass half full view point.

Astronomers wade deep into theory, clamoring for the need for ‘next-generation’ telescopes and whatnot suggesting answers are only out of reach of our current technology.

Thereby neatly side-stepping the obvious conclusion which is there is no universal understanding for clusters of any age.

But you feel ‘em. I know I got royally ‘Clustered’ in September. All I did to provoke cataclysmic change, inadvertently, because that’s the point here, the clustering happeneth whether you like it or not, was to make some plans. I had tempted fate. I had taken on the Laws of Physics with my audacity.

If I could make a histogram of the stellar masses that make up the ravages of even a single day you’d see rectangles in tangles.

No universally agreed upon descriptive exists for such a collision of logic and illogic.

The scientists’ findings demonstrate the weaknesses of man. We want answers when we keep changing the question.

When I was ‘Clustered’ in September, one by one my intentions were rent asunder, I cancelled work engagements, I cancelled my hopes of reaching distant Serbia for the wedding of cousins, and then I was cancelling all my utilities accounts at my former residence in Key West, which was rather unluckily blown away in a storm.

Luckily, one might say, I was not home at the time. I was safe, north west, waiting on news. News that dribbled in and always changed and always a smidge for the worse.

Luckily, by any standard, a friend, a real-life fairy princess with a heart of gold sent word she had a room for me. From my new view I sip from the glass half full. Gratefully unclustered.

Road Trip

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

‘You do have a generator?’ Asked a guy checking in at Fort Myers, ‘but it doesn’t work?’

And he lost his mind. The power was not yet off, the storm had not yet made landfall. Emotionally the toll is what you pay in panic.

Since moving to Florida I’m asked, ‘aren’t you afraid of hurricanes?’

‘No,’ I reply, ‘they are fun in the Hamptons.’

But in the Keys, with Irma the wrecking ball, the situation was different. Main St., Key West is usually bustling with girls in bikinis, instead there were men with hammers.

Q, my excellent friend & former US state department policy analyst, from his spy headquarters in Virginia guided me to gas while others found none and booked me grand hotel rooms when friends slept in vans. Thank Q!

From Fort Myers I drove into Georgia, mostly on the shoulder which we were encouraged to do, nonetheless we crawled. Southbound was army Humvees, propane trucks, work trucks and no passenger cars.

One night in Cordell, Georgia and I awoke to a flat tire. At a gas station I offered $10 to a man. He was indignant. ‘I’m sorry,’ I squirmed, ‘it’s to say thank you.’

He beckoned his friend and they fixed the tire but refused any money. I hung with their wives. Tampa residents originally from Brazil, the ladies toted babies in Batman PJs and they all had big sparkly green eyes. ‘We are making a road trip vacation out of the storm.’
Perfect attitude.

Those who remained on the Keys are resourceful and tough as the nails they hammer. They stayed so as to rebuild. They are remarkable people. Those who can help did. I’m not a contender as I have a broken back from a car crash. I can get around but I cannot clean an island. Formidable friends are doing exactly that.

It’s been a week and the news from Key West is life is rough. No deaths but lots of cleanup. Their motto has always been: One Human Family ❤️

 

Go To Mama

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I heard this great story about local kids from Bahama Village, which is considered the poorer section of town, read: black. Ernest Hemingway’s famous domicile, with its graceful second floor balconies and tended gardens and six toed cats sits on the cusp of Bahama Village and after one too many nights of ruckus he stormed outside and ordered the miscreant kids from Bahama Village out of his swimming pool.

‘Enough of this!’ He bellowed at the children, ‘You’re in my swimming pool every night. I’m calling the police!’

The kids, a posse of ten year olds were unfazed by the raging man, and one of them said, ‘You’re supposed to be this famous tough guy. Why do you need the police?’

The answer made Mr Hemingway laugh so much he said, ‘Stay in the pool! Swim whenever you want.’

Today the Hemingway House, along with all of Key West and environs, is under siege from hurricanes, tornadoes, sea surges that will cover all of the island. It’s a good time to have a second floor, and I hope the cats, from the quadrupeds to the intrepid humans who have stayed, are nestled high.

I wanted to stay just to see it all. I’m curious that way. Meanwhile all my friends were harping on me to get out of town. But I was throwing a book party and I was mono focused and not catching up with the threat level. I was phoning friends Tuesday morning gathering RSVPs and one and all told me, ‘Fuck off and pack and get the heck out of town.’

‘Pussies!’ I declared and bought a box of crackers and figured I was good to go. But still the pals clamored, threatened, cajoled. I said NO!

Then I got a phone call from little Miss Pacific island girl herself, Kate Hall Feist, granddaughter of James Norman Hall, co-author of Mutiny On The Bounty. Kate, who is part Tahitian and can out-canoe any native, has an island of her own, inherited from her grandfather. This girl knows about tropical weather and she was not taking no for an answer. ‘Teeny, get out now!’

We are friends since high school, and these days we speak maybe once a year. Life is busy, you know how that gets.

Kate phoned and put down her graceful claw filled paw and ordered me off the island.

As soon as I relented the angels went to work, including my Bama dude who texted, ‘Go To Mama’, and friends from all over time and space in my life moved almost as one to guide me through the steps to get out of harm’s way.

Thank you to the angels, you know who you are.

I am very lucky and I am very grateful. I am in Birmingham, Alabama safe and sound in a beautiful house with wonderful friends, a sweeping park for a garden and a generator!

I know the Hemingway House staff have stayed and I wish the best for every living being on the island currently under massive strafing and battering from Irma the Whore, the storm of the century. Good luck my friends with much love from Ox.

The Law of Warriors

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She had no choice but to walk. She knew too much, there was no time to fritter. Despite her sadness it was worse to overlook the glaring truth.
She was too old, or he was too young, or life was messed up or on another page.
She yearned for him. But she knew better and she kept away.
He loved her but he could feel the abyss and it paralyzed him. A whisper lost in the night. He could hold her but never touch her.
He loved her in that chilly way he loved all the women in his life who momentarily made up for the neglect from parents he scarcely knew. A father dead too young, a mother consumed by trauma unable to concentrate on her son. He couldn’t understand this and when he could he forgave her, or so he said.
But it wasn’t even close to true.
In his eyes she saw the damp sadness of his permanent disease. The broken heart.
When he said, ‘I love you’ she felt her body shake with a coldness running around her signaling like a bugler and she was one to pay attention.
She knew about self-preservation. She watched him and saw herself. Equal disasters! They were matched in their wounds.
She focussed on his faults and turned the levers low as she backed into reality. She did not want anther scarring.
Rejection was never something he was going to learn to deal with, he was still dealing with the rejection from his parents, he had his own resentments.
‘So what if we aren’t “forever” how about now?’
‘No,’ she said, ‘No thanks.’
In response he withdrew.
She was sick from her decision. She took to sleeping, the white canopy bed in the room with wide open windows and the ticking fan, and there she lay and cried when she thought of him and wished him nothing but the best.
Let him go, she heard from her battle weary heart, Let go.

Shooting Range

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Three days of rehearsals and one performance. He could do it. He had done it before. He was a professional. In so far as his commitment to the craft. Twenty years in, at least, and still the day job at the nursing home paid the bills. He didn’t mind. He loved his job. He loved those sweet doddery old people and he always made a point to make them smile. Naturally he pocketed their strongest medications, all the nurses did and even traded amongst each other. But at night, for plays he’d signed up for, he was a star.

She did not feel like reviewing the play. But it was her job.

He loved the acting so much he maintained the fantasy he would ‘get somewhere someday’. His elastic plans stretched with the years where nothing changed. Unless you count the paunch, the thinning hair, the doughy skin. His hopes and beliefs were his only fuel to watch his weight, otherwise he’d be a whale, he giggled at himself in the mirror, wrapped in a towel and seeing an adoring audience in front of him, clapping, cheering. He bowed. The towel slipped to the floor. 

After the show they met and went for a drink and a chat. 

‘I’m sorry I talk so much,’ he said, winding down a near hour rant. 

‘No problem,’ she replied, ‘I’m being paid.’

He frowned.

‘I was joking,’ she soothed. 

He excused himself and she noticed him chatting too long with a waitress on his return.

He sat down and said, ’Do you like cocaine?’

‘I don’t know,’ she smiled, concealing her discomfort.

‘Sweetie,’ he unctuated, ‘Let’s go to my place and shoot up? And let’s bring that hot chick with us?’

‘Great,’ she lied.

‘Sweetie,’ he said, already sweating, ‘Don’t put this in your article.’

‘I wouldn’t dream of it,’ she said.

He left to negotiate with the waitress and she unobtrusively escaped. On her drive home he texted, ‘hwer u?’

She wrote back, ‘shooting stars.’

 

 

image by Marko Miladinović