Radio Jockey: Today our show is honoring the English language. I invite all listeners to phone in and tell me obscure words. Hello caller you’re on the air.
Caller: I got a word for you.
Radio Jockey: Terrific. What’s your word, caller?
Caller: My word is ‘Gwon’.
Radio Jockey: Gwon. Excellent. I’ve never that word before. How do you spell it?
Caller: G W O N
Radio Jockey: Brilliant. And can you use it in a sentence for me caller?
Caller: Gwon fuck yourself. This is the worst radio program I’ve ever heard.
Radio Jockey: Sorry listeners. Our calls are not screened. We have another call. Hello caller, you’re on the air, what’s your word?
Radio Jockey: Shmee. That’s a good word. Please spell it.
Caller: S H M E E.
Radio Jockey: Thank you caller, and can you use the word in a sentence for me?
Caller: Shmee again, your radio show sucks balls. Gwon fuck yourself.